About beardedbaldy


Former member of avataransk.ru, decided to come back and weave a few more tales. I used to go under the name Grumpydesigner years ago. Will be reposting some of those stories since I saw they were taken down when I left.

Writing, art, movies, comics, geekdom... I guess I'd consider sex an interest since I like to write about it due to the lack of anything physically actually happening in my life. I also have a soft spot (well not soft but you know what I mean) for phone sex. It's one of the few releases you can share with someone even if you're alone.
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Too many to list... I definitely like movies. Comedies, action, drama, romance, geekdom, whatever is fun to check out when I'm in the mood to watch something. Old, classic movies are definitely a guilty pleasure with the old school Universal Monster movies being some of my favorites since I was a child. Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, City Slickers, Arsenic and Old Lace, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the original Star Wars trilogy, many of the Marvel movies, and on and on and on
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Must watch viewing lately has been the Mandalorian. Beyond that I don't have a specific show I have to watch but I like going to old favorites at times like Are You Being Served, The IT Crowd, Parks and Rec, Friends and more
Favorite Music:
Mostly 80s and 90s


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Melody Part 2

Golden fingers of sunlight started reaching through the blinds to hit me in my sleepy eyes. I rubbed my eyes and let out a long, slow yawn. After a few quick blinks I looked over to see the musical auburn goddess, Melody, laying sweetly at my side. Her hair was tussled about a little from bed head and, if I'm honest, made her look even sexier than she was from the night before. "Good...

Added 24 Jan 2021 | Category Love Stories | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 988 | 5 Comments


As sad as it is to admit, some days I feel two or three times my age. That's pretty rough to say when you're only in your thirties, but with all the things I've had to do to make sure I hit each and every month's deadlines at work, I sometimes feel like I never shut off. I always seem to be worried about the things I have to deal with in the morning and trying to keep up with the next day's...

Added 23 Jan 2021 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,406 | 10 Comments

A Goddess Wants Part 1

Jae walked from her bathroom wearing her favorite comfy robe. Wrapping her hair in a towel, she found herself sweetly humming to herself as she walked to her bedroom. A slight, secretive smile was crossing her lips as she kept humming. The song was a birthday present from a year ago and now every time she'd hear it she'd have only one image in her mind.  Him. He was sick the day he called...

Added 04 Jan 2021 | Category Femdom | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,314 | 1 Comment

A Friend In Need

It was well past midnight and I couldn't help but keep looking to skype and kik on my phone. Nope. Nothing. Not a single message from anyone. No one online that I'd be able to chat with. And then there's the "chat" that I was longing for. The kind to help relieve the tension that built in me all night. But no. Nothing. I switched to facebook for a bit and saw the list of people online in...

Added 03 Jan 2021 | Category Masturbation | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,009 | 3 Comments

Recommended Read The ASMR Goddess

“Excuse me, is this seat taken?” Shawn shook back to reality, his attention pulled away from his phone to check his texts. Turning himself from his seat at the bar, he came face to face with an absolutely lovely vision of a woman. Long brown hair with bangs framed a truly beautiful face with bright, twinkling green eyes, full cheeks that gave way to the cutest hint of her dimples as she...

Added 27 Dec 2020 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,637 | 10 Comments

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