About DarkSide


"Good sex is in the head. The tongue helps a little too." It was the first quote I ever made up.

I'm extremely curious and love writing erotic and sometimes downright dirty stories. My imagination seems to be holding up in my advancing years. Some of the stories I write have come from actual experiences. I am continuing to learn about this wonderful world of sex, passion and eroticism.

I have learnt a lot from the various authors on here. The most important thing to me are the comments on my stories. They mean so much more when they are heartfelt. The comments I make range from the short to the overly expressive, I try not to leave a negative comment.

I will email and chat, but I don't always have the time when I am online.

I love Lush, I'm glad I stumbled across it and I'm starting to like the people here. A few more Recommended Reads or an Editor's Pick wouldn't go amiss though!

Dark Side
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Reading, I love erotica, especially black and white photographic erotica and very well written stories. I love flirting and being naughty and trying out new ways of finding pleasure. I have a photo album on erotic images that I have collected. I have seen a few photographic books that make themselves out to be erotic photography but they fall far short of most of the images here.
Favorite Books:
Mostly SciFi and Biographies, some funny ones as well. Trying to find something different that will take my imagination. If you have any - let me know!

I have never read Shade of Grey - why would I want to read that, when the stories on here, I feel, are a lot better.
Favorite Authors:
I have lots of favourite authors.
Favorite Movies:
Too many to mention.
Favourite TV Shows:
A while back, in the UK, there were a series of shows including: Tipping the Velvet and Queer as Folk.

The former was a period series about lesbians, probably around the Victorian era. The latter was about the gay community of Manchester based around Canal Street. It was one of the funniest series I ever watched.
Favorite Music:
Everything from Rock to Easy Listening...Even Jazz and New World.


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Posted: 14 Nov 2019 14:29

Well, I am absolutely amazed at my name being in lights. Thank you to everyone that read, commented and voted on the story and a big massive thank you to the judges for placing my story in third place.

A great job all round to all the winners and to everyone that entered. It was a strange competition and I found it hard to write horror when I knew what I was going to write. I have received many emails from some of you citing some of my work as inspirational.

That has also blown me away. So thank you so very much.

And it was an all Brit lineup on the podium. Thank's Nicola for an entertaining theme to a competition. It really stretched the imagination.

What can I say!

Well, I would really like to thank the Bad Martha Brewery company, for providing some inspirational words (part of which found themselves into the title) and for some inspirational spirits (all of which found themselves inside me). What a great Pub just outside Falmouth on Cape Cod. ALso thanks to Martha's Vineyard where it was set.

Posted: 16 Oct 2019 15:21

What a damnably outrageous suggestion!! <img src="/images/emoticons/swordfight.gif" alt="Sword Fight">

Can I steal it please? <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

Of course you can't steal it. For you - it's FREE!
as long as Betty makes an appearance. 🤣

Posted: 16 Oct 2019 13:36

Yes, I do it every night <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Posted: 16 Oct 2019 13:22

I have hit some good patches and some bad ones. At one point I was churning the stories over and had a good batch lined up ready to go. Then I hit a bit of a wall. I wake up in the morning and a story comes to me, I have no problem thinking the scene and scenario through. In the evening when I want to write it up, its completely gone. Nothing remains. An inkling is there that reminds me I thought of it, but I cannot bring the detailed memories back and I can't be bothered to force it.

Some would say - all my stories are like that?! Ho-Hum.

It's probably because they are just stories and there is no real basis in reality. I find stories that are half true, easier to write. I shan't be delving into TENTACLE sex as no-one I know has any. Not on an intellectual level anyway. Though I have been known to be a sucker on occasion - <img src="/images/emoticons/manic.gif" alt="manic">

At the moment I have a block of flash stories that I'm working on slowly, adding to them, bit by bit, but longer ones I find harder. There's only so many ways any individual can get fucked - right! <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Posted: 16 Oct 2019 13:11

Thank heavens it's not just me! I know my stuff is never terribly over-sexed, but more and more, I just get caught up in the plot and characters and the sex seems tagged on to me. Which doesn't seem very fair on Lush readers.

As all you guys say, it's the danger of repetition in describing sex scenes that is the bugbear. I'll just have to try harder and maybe replace my bonnets with tentacles... <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">

Hahaha <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!"> I can see the title now - Tobias and the Raging Octopus that hitched a ride on a tea clipper from New Jersey.

Posted: 16 Oct 2019 13:09

I am there right now. There are so many true stories I could tell, but those happened before I turned sixteen and that is against the rules and regs.

They're stories!? - just advance the timeline a little and make out the characters are older.

Posted: 21 Sep 2019 07:28

Many congratulations- very well earned indeed.

Posted: 26 Aug 2019 09:59

What a wonderful achievement. Something to be proud of.
One thousand stories, I have a way to go to even come close.

So, so funny.😂😂😂

Posted: 26 Aug 2019 09:57

What a wonderful achievement. Something to be proud of.
One thousand stories, I have a way to go to even come close.

Posted: 15 Aug 2019 13:43

I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.

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She Said You'd Like It

I had turned sixty, with just a few fantasies left to play out until I could call it a day, sexually that is. My wife had decided to buy me a special gift, a day out with an escort, or should I say, a day in with an escort. Two things struck me as odd. The first was that I wouldn't have expected my wife to do that, and second, it was to fulfill all my fantasies. I raised an eyebrow at...

Added 09 Nov 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,129 | 19 Comments


Too many nice things to say. Nice thoughts, nice images, nice memories. Smiles that warm my soul, Hugs that contain my enthusiasm, Effervescent energy that whisked me along, A whirlwind of arms and legs and laughter. Twisting, entwined, together. The simplest things created laughter. I drifted to sleep and I awoke With you in my mind. Remembering something you did or Something you said. ...

Added 04 Nov 2019 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 165 | 8 Comments

Can I

My girlfriend and I had always been friends with Pamela and I kind of had a thing for her, but even though my girlfriend and I shared people, Pamela didn’t. However, she did start to drift when life with her boyfriend got a little too complicated. It was Melissa that caught her advances first, though I didn’t know it at the time. It was weeks later that Melissa confessed that she and Pamela...

Added 03 Nov 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 688 | 12 Comments

Over Me

Well, what could I say? She was very cute. So cute in fact that I made a note to have my eyes tested to ensure cataracts hadn’t formed. I stopped looking too closely, but her bottom was so curvy, firm and rounded; her skin as tight as cling film. I was convinced that water or any other type of fluid would not stick to her skin. She was definitely Teflon coated. She laid her towel on the...

Added 25 Oct 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,064 | 13 Comments

I Just Couldn’t

I had been home all day, pacing the floorboards and waiting for James to arrive. I had taken an early flight to our holiday home and because of work, he would be following a day behind me. I tossed and turned in my bed; restless without James by my side. I busied my thoughts on how much quality time we would get together over the weekend and how much we needed it, but my dirty mind kept...

Added 20 Oct 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,081 | 10 Comments

Editor's Pick Bad Martha’s Basement

I had fallen in love with the island when I was a child of eight; lying just off the coast of Cape Cod. I always thought it had been named after me; that’s what my mother told me anyway. I know it wasn’t true, but it just felt like it was. As a family, we spent our holidays on the island and I remember it as the place where I conceived Jason, my son. As far as the family were concerned, we...

Added 16 Oct 2019 | Category Supernatural | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,444 | 36 Comments

Me Too

Melissa had danced hard in the arms of her many Spanish Toreadors that were queuing to accompany her. Her head flung back against the lift as she pressed the button for the fifth floor and it was with relief that she opened the door to her apartment, poured herself a glass of chilled white wine and headed to the veranda to suck in the cold breeze from the shore. Melissa wasn’t expecting...

Added 06 Oct 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 875 | 13 Comments

And Then –

Matt arrived at the house early asking for my son Roger who wasn’t back from football, so I did the next best thing and invited him in, gave him a drink and sat him down on the sofa while making small talk. I wasn’t exactly dressed for entertaining young men like Matt and I was acutely aware of the way he gazed at my body; catching him staring at my breasts that my swimsuit did little to hide....

Added 30 Sep 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,418 | 12 Comments

Not Me

We’re just a bunch of young teenagers, growing up fast; split into them and us, for obvious reasons, them being the boys and us being the girls. We girls are all pretty much alike, except for me. I sometimes have to keep my mouth shut and not blurt out what I’m really like. The main topic of conversation at the moment is boys , we laugh and giggle about everything, especially what...

Added 24 Sep 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,561 | 15 Comments

Recommended Read I Hadn't Realised…

It was an unexpected meeting in the bar of a beachside resort. I was sitting at a table near the window, dipping into my magazine as I slowly sipped my chilled white wine.  He was standing by the bar, a tall glass of lager in his hand. It was so obvious he was looking in my direction. I hadn’t realised that I was smiling to myself as I read an article on first-time romances. I bit the edge...

Added 28 Aug 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,727 | 19 Comments

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