About deviantsusie


flighty, sarky, occasionally very very flirty...
I come into lush to escape from reality.

I like to write.. it's my secret.. lush is my secret... I like secrets...

Susie Deviant
Relationship Status:
who knows, Ireland
I like to run, it's the only time my mind is free to think. The further I run, the more time I get to think..
Favorite Books:
Hard to narrow down a list but some I would read again include Dreams of sex and stagediving, A Handmaids tale, Trainspotting, The Bridge, the unbearable lightness of being...
Favorite Authors:
I find it hard to get the time to read these days..
Favorite Movies:
Some like it Hot, Seven Year itch, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Amelie, Beauty and the Beast, 12 Angry Men, Romeo and Juliet, Betty Blue, Pretty in Pink, the breakfast club, dirty dancing
Favourite TV Shows:
I keep starting series on Netflix but get bored after 5 or 6 episodes.. Does The News count?
Favorite Music:
A mix of female singers and bands, generally last century: - Melanie, Joni Mitchell, The Cure, Jesus and Mary Chain, Echo and the Bunnymen, Velvet Underground, Undertones, Dead Kennedys, Garbage, Half Man Half Biscuit, Carter, The Pixies, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, That Petrol Emotion, X-Ray Spex, The Slits, Billy Bragg, The Pogues


Date Joined:
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Posted: 21 Apr 2020 03:49

Yummy...coffee and brownies.. yes everyone is fine here. The lockdown is depressing. No walks on the beach and I've been working from home amongst the chaos for weeks but when you look out in the sunshine, it doesnt really matter. Cheers

Posted: 21 Apr 2020 03:36

You've beaten me to it again, lovely Tonya! I'll wash up some mugs and pop the brownies on the bar.

Another lovely sunny day here (weirdly, for Ireland) so I'll sit out with my coffee for a bit. Hope everyone's keeping safe and well.

I'll join you in a coffee on the patio Curvy .. in the sunshine.. so good.

Apologies for my lack of visits but it's had to find the space to sneak in here when everyone is home all the time. Desperately trying to get a story written.

Here's hoping. Hope you are safe too.

Posted: 20 Apr 2020 03:58

I miss running


Posted: 16 Apr 2020 02:47

these tabs on the messages should be scroll able, can you swipe left with your finger over them?

Yes, that works.. Sorry for being a dumb ass.. Thanks Gav 💋

Posted: 15 Apr 2020 12:54

Hi, not sure if this was logged already but in the messages section, I can't access chat history or online messages.

By the way, I think the new mobile version is great and thanks for all the hard work put in 💋

I'm on my mobile and on portrait I can't see online messages or chat history, but if I rotate to landscape I can. So there needs to be a way to scroll across the messages menu to see the extra tabs

Posted: 15 Apr 2020 11:24

Hi, not sure if this was logged already but in the messages section, I can't access chat history or online messages.

By the way, I think the new mobile version is great and thanks for all the hard work put in 💋

Posted: 31 Mar 2020 03:13

We've not noticed a discernible increase in traffic as I'd expected.

As a few have touched upon, it might be more difficult for people at home to connect here, with other family members around a lot more (who may have gone out working / socialising ordinarily).

That's exactly what's happened to me. With everyone else home all the time, it's hard to find space to do more here than just pop in.

I hope to catch up with everyone soon 💋

Posted: 17 Mar 2020 09:31

My work is closed, my children's school is closed, the pubs are closed, cinemas etc all closed so we are home trying to keep to a routine and going for walks on the beach or woods avoiding others.. Hard having no playdates, missing meeting up with friends.. I'm working from home keeping in touch with students but it's all a bit surreal.

The government closing the pubs 2 days before St Patricks day really brought it home to everyone how serious it is

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 14:46

Good evening.. I'll have a beer.. And set one up for Curvy too.. <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk"> <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

I've been away for a while.. Real life got busy but now in enforced isolation.. Work shut for at least 2 weeks, possibly 5 so should manage to sneak in here a bit more often.
Hope everyone stays safe and writes great stories for me to read 😁
Cheers <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Posted: 24 Feb 2020 06:32

We're still in 6-Nations rugby mode here and as Ireland are playing England today, I'll get a pint in ready for Susie

I think I'll need several to try and erase yesterday.. Snow here today to lie on top of the flooded landscape.. I think I'll go back to bed and wait for Spring 🙄

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