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Poll Question : You opinion?
Choice Votes Statistics
You definitely should consult dude! 0 0 %
This is rather weird, but I don't make judgement. 12 46 %
I don't find it gross, but wouldn't do it myself. 0 0 %
I would only do it if my man enjoyed it. 0 0 %
I'd like to try this at least once! 5 19 %
This sounds so fucking hot! 4 15 %
Where the fuck do you get those ideas SP!? 5 19 %

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SereneProdigy
Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2014 10:54:53 PM

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Fake Cum

Okay, this might seem like a weird question, but this is something I'm curious about. Hopefully it will also help people figure out how many women have a cum fetish.

A few times in the past, I've made batches of 'fake cum' to have fun with some girls (recipe down below). Obviously, my own fetish for cum gave me this idea, but some girls played along and enjoyed it quite a lot, especially since they knew it was something that I enjoyed myself. I should mention that I only propose this to girls I'm quite confident with.

What I like to do is make a rather big batch of fake cum and pour it on the girl to either massage her with it, or fuck her while she's all covered with fake cum (often times both). One thing that I enjoy even more is to ejaculate in this flask of fake cum and mix well; then the 'fake cum' becomes 'partially real cum'. In other words, some of my cum will still be present in the large amount of fake cum that I'll pour on the girl.

Obviously, the same precautions as with general cumplay must be followed. The best scenario is when the girl is on the pill and both partners have recently been tested for STI/STDs.

So, what's your opinion about this? You can obviously answer the poll anonymously if any of this makes you uncomfortable. Embarassed


SereneProdigy
Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2014 10:55:05 PM

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Fake Cum Recipe

- 8oz / 1 cup / 250mL of water
- 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon of xanthan gum
- 1 teaspoon of milk/cream

1. Pour the water in a container of your choice
2. Gradually add the xanthan gum while mixing thoroughly
3. Add some milk/cream until you obtain the desired color

Notes:

- This is the most accurate reproduction of cum I've yet to come across, both in terms of texture and appearance
- You can generally find xanthan gum in grocery stores, in the same section as flour and baking soda
- A mixer can be helpful to mix the xanthan gum with water, as xanthan gum can be rather difficult to dissolve
- Although this recipe will likely have no taste at all, you can also add some sugar in it if you'd like to 'taste' it (wink-wink)
- This mixture is comestible, but as with any other comestible product it is not recommended to use as a vaginal lube
- You can keep this mixture in the fridge for up to a month
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2014 11:14:45 PM

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I was going to inquire as to whether you're adding fake spermatozoa, then I read about you shooting your own possibly potent egg knocker uppers into the mix, which tends to not make it all that much phoney anymore.

This is quite the elaborate fetish you have developed here, SP.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
SereneProdigy
Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2014 11:19:04 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
This is quite the elaborate fetish you have developed here, SP.


Thanks for the compliment.

This was a compliment, right? confused1
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, March 24, 2014 12:57:14 AM

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SereneProdigy wrote:
This was a compliment, right? confused1





Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Posted: Monday, March 24, 2014 1:48:32 AM

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I think it is interesting! I might enjoy that with my bf. It sounds like fun! (I will vote in your poll) Thanks for sharing this. (I may never do this, seems like a bit of pre-mediated work involved, but seems like fun play that is erotic!)
<---(jk/but cute-it is surf board wax)

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 12:21:52 AM

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SereneProdigy wrote:
- You can keep this mixture in the fridge for up to a month


Whoa. Do you make sure to label the expiry date? (Takes a peek into your fridge evil4)
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 7:08:40 AM

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 8:30:17 AM

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I've looked at fake cum recipes before but haven't gotten around to it yet. This looks like a good recipe!

I've vaguely talked about the idea of fake cum with partners - adding it to certain role play scenarios etc, but just haven't tried it yet.


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 12:18:31 PM

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Oh yeah, I still learn something new every day I come to Lush.
SereneProdigy
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 4:02:05 PM

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emilykiss wrote:
Whoa. Do you make sure to label the expiry date? (Takes a peek into your fridge evil4)

Haha, no, but I have to make sure I don't confound it with my salad dressing when I invite people over. geek

In fact, it's rare that a batch lasts me up to a month; generally I use it all right away (or have some fun with the same batch over the weekend). When I do cum in the flask, I usually dump it in the toilet after a maximum of 1-2 days anyway.

But I initially discovered this recipe as I was using this DIY xanthan gum lube to masturbate with sleeves (awesome lube for a very cheap price). I don't make this lube to masturbate anymore (I'm getting lazy I guess), but when I did I kept it in the fridge for up to 2 months at times, and it didn't even smell bad or anything. You could also add some salt in it (natural preservative), and keep it at room temperature for a few weeks.

I thought the texture was very similar to cum, so I just had this idea to add some cream in it to obtain a more realistic color. If you add some milk/cream to change the color, this ingredient will most likely be what will eventually turn the mixture rancid. If you only use it on the skin (or just swallow small amounts of it), it will probably still be safe to use after about 1 month if you store it in the fridge. But most people will likely use it right away anyway.


Dancing_Doll wrote:
I've looked at fake cum recipes before but haven't gotten around to it yet. This looks like a good recipe!


Most fake cum recipes that you can find online use either flour/cornstarch or egg whites (often times both). I highly doubt that the resulting texture will be as realistic as my xanthan gum lube, as flour will most likely feel like a paste and egg whites are too sticky/thick. Plus, the recipes are often complicated to make.

Seriously, xanthan gum is just amazing to create a 'lifelike' product. The first time I made a batch of lube and touched it, I instantly went "Oh my fucking God!". The texture is very similar to cum/saliva; it's rather light (as compared to most commercial lubes), and just a thin layer is plenty slippery.

Even the fake cum that they use in porn movies often doesn't look quite real to me. This doesn't look like real cum to me, at all:





Now compare with xanthan gum (texture shown at 0:40). Personally, I would use a slightly lighter concentration for fake cum, but you get the idea:





By the way, the color already seems right in this video, but that's because it was freshly mixed and some air is still 'trapped' in the mixture. If you let it rest for a few hours, it will turn transparent. Hence why I add some milk/cream to change the color.

I also highly recommend to mix it with an electric mixer. If you don't have one you can still stir manually, but the mixture will likely have some clumps in it.

PS: When I play with this fake cum recipe, I usually prefer anal sex as this 'lube' is rather safe to use for anal. Vaginal penetration can get messy/risky (unless you just pour some on the girl's upper torso, and leave her pelvic region clean). A fun thing to do is to start by filling the girl's asshole with it, then fuck her as if you were the 5th guy fucking her in an anal creampie gangbang. You can even shoot your own load in her ass, then watch all that mess dripping out of it.

PPS: I really need to try this prank one day: subtly approach a girl that's taking her bath, and drop a whole pouch of xanthan gum in it. Whistle


Mysteria27
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 5:40:24 PM

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I have never heard of anything like this. To each is own. Have fun and enjoy.....
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 4, 2015 1:27:48 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:


Fake Cum

Okay, this might seem like a weird question, but this is something I'm curious about. Hopefully it will also help people figure out how many women have a cum fetish.

A few times in the past, I've made batches of 'fake cum' to have fun with some girls (recipe down below). Obviously, my own fetish for cum gave me this idea, but some girls played along and enjoyed it quite a lot, especially since they knew it was something that I enjoyed myself. I should mention that I only propose this to girls I'm quite confident with.

What I like to do is make a rather big batch of fake cum and pour it on the girl to either massage her with it, or fuck her while she's all covered with fake cum (often times both). One thing that I enjoy even more is to ejaculate in this flask of fake cum and mix well; then the 'fake cum' becomes 'partially real cum'. In other words, some of my cum will still be present in the large amount of fake cum that I'll pour on the girl.

Obviously, the same precautions as with general cumplay must be followed. The best scenario is when the girl is on the pill and both partners have recently been tested for STI/STDs.

So, what's your opinion about this? You can obviously answer the poll anonymously if any of this makes you uncomfortable. Embarassed


Do you still do this to girls?

If i were a chick and you dumped that shit on me i'd kick your arse.Regaeman Man
Katherine
Posted: Friday, September 4, 2015 1:37:56 PM

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Very interesting...

SereneProdigy
Posted: Friday, September 4, 2015 5:19:00 PM

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Haha, I'm surprised to see that thread being brought back to attention.


Smallz wrote:
Do you still do this to girls?
If i were a chick and you dumped that shit on me i'd kick your arse.Regaeman Man



I still perform this on a semi-regular basis, but only with one girl: my current girlfriend. I even bought a squirting dildo last year to push that fantasy one step further.

I don't perform this each and every time I fuck a girl for the record, and it's certainly not something I'd be comfortable indulging in with every girl either. It's really not like I invite random girls at my place, get them naked, and then throw an unexpected: "Surprise! I'm a total cum-freak!".

Out of the last 5 girls I slept with, I only performed this occasionally with 2 of them (including my current girlfriend). And I also only performed the 'ejaculate in the flask' bit with proper girlfriends: if you're not 100% sure that your cum is perfectly safe for your partner, you'd have to be extremely careful when dropping big quantities of it all over her, which would be bothersome and off-putting more than anything (ie. constantly avoiding the cum to get anywhere near her pussy).

It's obviously not for everybody, just like anal, public sex, threesomes, bondage or golden showers aren't for everybody either. But when you stumble across a partner who's fully tolerant of your kink/fantasy (or even better, actually shares said kink/fantasy), it certainly can be a whole fucking lot of fun. And in my own experience, girls who are either turned-on by cum, thrilled to explore new things, or willing to push their sexual boundaries a little are far from being as rare as many might think.

It might seem very weird, but for me there's almost a 'romantic' component to that kink. When a girl is willing to perform this with me, either because she's thrilled by it or because she craves to please me to the best of her ability (preferably both), I feel a very special connection with her. I feel like we get each other and that we're perfectly comfortable together, which is a pretty amazing feeling. I actually get a very similar feeling with rough sex and bondage: the girls that I perform these things with often are the girls that I feel the greatest connection with (and vice-versa). Wicked kinks can be quite a proof of mutual respect/understanding that way.

Plus, I love girls with a certain wicked side: MissProdigy most probably wouldn't be MissProdigy if she was utterly shocked by these kinds of kinks. When I first tried it with her a few months before she became my proper girlfriend (which is actually the experience reported in my squirting dildo review), it was almost like a final test to assess our sexual compatibility. She either could have failed it miserably, passed it with average success, or fully delivered... and she fucking delivered. I honestly thought to myself "Yep, I think I'm in love with that girl" shortly after that experience, and she became my girlfriend 3 months later.

Anyway, I'm weird like that. Luckily, the weirdest people usually are the best people. glasses8


SereneProdigy
Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:21:04 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:
Fake Cum Recipe

- 8oz / 1 cup / 250mL of water
- 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon of xanthan gum
- 1 teaspoon of milk/cream

1. Pour the water in a container of your choice
2. Gradually add the xanthan gum while mixing thoroughly
3. Add some milk/cream until you obtain the desired color



For the curious, here's what that recipe looks like. Some bubbles are still trapped in the mixture because it was freshly mixed, but you get the idea. I like to make a considerable amount myself, around 250mL which is roughly equivalent to 50 average cumshots (ie. an enormous bukkake).

I rarely use it all right away though, I often like to play with the same batch during an entire weekend:


BarefootAngela
Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2015 6:18:57 PM

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Interesting that this came up. There have been times in my past where I mixed up what I thought to be a decent fake cum mixture to put on my face while masturbating to a bukkake fantasy. Naturally at the time I assumed I was just some crazy person trying to create an alternate reality for the purposes of achieving orgasm. I had no idea the extent to which this is a thing. Very cool.
noll
Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2015 6:38:54 PM

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* pens down some excuses for the unlikely event I'll ever get invited by SP for a meal *

honeydipped
Posted: Sunday, September 13, 2015 5:45:32 PM

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rather interesting... i definitely see how it could come in handy though.

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