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SereneProdigy
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 5:00:27 PM

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noll
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 5:07:02 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:
Are you a socially awkward guy who secretly and desperately desires to see every of his female acquaintances covered in cum? Are you tired of envying all those adequate males who can manage to fulfill their fantasies through a sane sexual life?


You make it seem as if you are. Where do you find this stuff?

SereneProdigy
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 5:11:02 PM

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noll wrote:
You make it seem as if you are. Where do you find this stuff?


I saw it advertised in this video.
noll
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 5:36:17 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:
I saw it advertised in this video.



LOL, "Breaking News" even ;)

SereneProdigy
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 6:19:12 PM

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noll wrote:
LOL, "Breaking News" even ;)


I know, my parody above isn't even inflated in the slightest. I could have simply copied/pasted what's on this website and it would have been just as disconcerting, lame and hilarious. Most probably even more, actually.
kylie_kained
Posted: Monday, March 6, 2017 6:50:16 PM

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I notice that only women were advertised being covered in cum poor advertising or demeaning to women? free-sexy-smileys-947

roymunson101
Posted: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 6:42:01 AM

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seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 7:58:27 AM

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kylie_kained wrote:
I notice that only women were advertised being covered in cum poor advertising or demeaning to women? free-sexy-smileys-947


Given the parody nature, I suspect it's demeaning to "adult children" stroking off over random women in their parents' basements. evil4

Liz
Posted: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 8:08:56 AM

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$37? I think this one is free:



seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, March 7, 2017 8:17:43 AM

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Liz wrote:
$37? I think this one is free:


There's always an open source alternative. Regaeman Man
Stormdog
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 2:21:48 PM

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What's the world coming to when guys get too lazy to even create their own real, original, cum-spattered images? Even at that stage it meant they were too lazy to go find a real girlfriend, but now this? Now it's too much effort to even jerk off... now that's a sad thought!
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sprite
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 2:29:31 PM

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Liz wrote:
$37? I think this one is free:


sadly, cum not included.
Coco
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 3:59:08 PM

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clum
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 4:03:05 PM

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Coco wrote:
This is just... Hilarious. Wow, some people need to step away from the screen and put the lotion down.


Y'all fancy, using lotion.

noll
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 4:05:56 PM

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Coco wrote:
This is just... Hilarious. Wow, some people need to step away from the screen and put the lotion down.


You just don't understand!

Coco
Posted: Sunday, March 12, 2017 4:11:30 PM

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