About hidingmydarksecrets

Biography

I'm a different kind of guy. I mean that in the best way possible. I know how to treat people. I am legally employed. I take showers. And I know how to treat people. But I also have a side of me "society" would not approve of. And frankly? They can fuck off. It's my life and it's my business.

I openly admit I enjoy taboo. Most people can't accept it, don't like it or don't want to hear it. If that's you? Don't ask. I"m not interested. I"m me. And that's all I"m ever going to be.

Interested? Message me. I'm kinda cool. I can actually carry on a conversation unlike 90% of the idiot guys on this site who can't spell their own fucking name.

Send me love. Send me money. Hell, if you're cute and want to have fun? Send me you. We can write stories. Tell tales. Make movies. And all sorts of fun shit :)

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
22 Dec 2019 10:54
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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18 Jul 2015
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Forum Posts:
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Stories:
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Posted: 18 Jun 2018 23:15

Yes. It was brought up with some friends that wanted to watch. I enjoyed it. About a month later I was in a very taboo situation where it was discussed she wanted to watch me fuck. I enjoyed it more than anything I’d done. We actually talked about it later after the fact and slept together. A couple weeks later the chance came up again to allow someone to watch, tape and be sexually involved. No regrets.

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Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:06

Yes. I love doing it, and love letting people watch me do it. And if someone will do it on me? In front of others? Hot as hell. Even better.

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Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:04

The last person that I had sex with. Especially if it was amazing.

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Posted: 05 Nov 2017 00:28

I'm sorry, but every time I read "will he be impeached", I cannot help but laugh. Because 9 seconds after I see another one of those posts, the toad goes on Twitter or other social media, calls people discriminatory names, insults other countries, says derogatory things about people's race, color, creed, ethnic background or something else that anyone else would be arrested for, shot or hung, and he gets away with it.

Give it up. Anyone that voted for that worthless tool is responsible for him being in office, and you're stuck with him, as I am, for the remainder of his presidency. He is the biggest worthless piece of shit that I have ever seen in my life in office, but Hillary wouldn't have been worth a damn either, so one way or another, we would have been boned in the ass without lube.

Congrats to anyone that wanted this "Make America A Pile of Shit" in office. It's your fault this fucktard is running our country. Impeach him? I'm still laughing. The Russian tapes? Buying the election? Facebook information? All that? Who cares? It's done. He'll probably still keep doing it while he's in office. All he has to do is write an executive order telling anyone pursuing him to fuck off. And he wins.

Next.

Topic:
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic:
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

Topic:
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

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Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

Topic:
Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

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Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

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Shannon (Part 2)

It had been a week since the incident with Shannon happened. I could not believe that, (a) she had never said anything to anyone, (b) nothing happened that night that I thought would actually happen, and (c) my step daughter never said a word to me. It led me to believe either Shannon never said anything to my step daughter Karson or she (Karson) knew about it and simply hadn't said anything...

Added 17 Dec 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,703 | 7 Comments

Haley (Part 2)

We'd just finished celebrating my step daughter Haley's 16th birthday. Everyone had packed up and gone home. And although it wasn't terribly late, my wife had made the excuse, "I'm tired" and bailed on us. I went downstairs in the living room and as typical, I was on the computer listening to music. My step daughter Haley came into the room. She walked over to me and looked over my shoulder....

Added 09 Dec 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 3,356 | 11 Comments

Lindsay (Part 3)

My daughter's Julie's friend Lindsay had spent time at our house, had come over for pool parties, and had stayed the night. She had always been an enjoyable part of our evenings. Earlier in the summer when Lindsay spent the night, Julie had gone to bed, my wife had gone to work, and one thing led to another. I found out just how outgoing and persuasive Lindsay could be. I also found out...

Added 29 Nov 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,597 | 7 Comments

Shannon

I'd been married almost fifteen years. And I finally grew tired of the same bullshit. I'd been dealing with a very prude, non-sexual and vanilla behaving wife. The occasions we would have sex, it'd be over and done in ten to fifteen minutes. She'd get hers, whether I was doing her orally or using fingers, and then beg me to fuck her. The minute I'd get in, thrust a couple of times, I'd hear...

Added 21 Nov 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 3,817 | 12 Comments

Katie

My wife, step daughter and her friend Katie and I were headed down south on vacation. It'd been planned for about three months. I have to admit, I was pleasantly surprised that my step-daughter had chosen her friend Katie out of all of her friends to join us on vacation. While they were friends, they weren't as close as my step daughter was with her other friends. And I also knew that my...

Added 16 Oct 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 43 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 7,297 | 17 Comments

Lindsay (Part 2)

I had met my daughter Julie's friend Lindsay not quite a year ago. And over that period of a year, I learned this almost eighteen-year-old girl had a mouth on her, would say whatever she wanted to say, would literally speak her mind, and didn't give a shit what anyone thought about how she acted. She was not immature or childish at all, but she was simply blunt and open-minded. I thought it...

Added 30 Sep 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,058 | 16 Comments

Ashley (Part 2)

It was almost ten in the morning. I was laying in bed. My wife was lying next to me in bed. Knowing that she was wearing nothing but shorts and a t-shirt, no bra or panties did nothing. It never did. I hadn't been sexually aroused by her in years. What was doing it was hearing my step daughter in the other room breathing and lightly snoring. Because I knew what I saw the night before when...

Added 18 Sep 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 6,241 | 15 Comments

Ashley

My step-daughter Ashley had just turned sixteen. We'd planned a huge party for her birthday. The invites had been sent out, the family had planned to come to the house, a list of friends that totaled about a dozen were planning on coming over, the food was ordered, and everything was set. We knew that it'd be a blast. The pool in the backyard was clean, the lights were all working and we...

Added 25 Aug 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 47 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 10,727 | 18 Comments

Carly (Part 4)

Regardless of how boring my marriage had been for as many years as it'd been boring, I had always been faithful when it came to not cheating on my wife. I dealt with the fact that she'd been prude, vanilla, boring as hell, and rarely interested in sex. When she was, it was a quick over and done. She would get hers, get off, and literally say, "I'm ready for you" and that meant I should...

Added 13 Aug 2019 | Category Cheating | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 4,598 | 14 Comments

Ally (Part 2)

I lay there in bed at almost four in the morning, unable to believe what I'd just done. Not more than an hour earlier, my stepdaughter's friend Ally and I had been in the living room talking. At some point it turned sexual, got physical, and I wound up laying on my back getting a blow job like no other I'd ever experienced. I swear to God, Ally almost made me come in her mouth right...

Added 08 Aug 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 5,722 | 25 Comments

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