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Posted: 02 Apr 2020 08:11

Usually a tissue. Sometimes into my hand, sometimes I'll flip over so I can shoot directly into my mouth from a few inches away. Once in a while onto my chest and belly.

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 08:07

I'll be honest. Most of the women I've been with were a one-time deal, sometimes involving alcohol, and I may not have been tuned in to their needs as well as I should have been. I generally made sure to do plenty of foreplay and take my time - and genuinely relished the body of every woman I slept with - but when I finally came I came, and I didn't necessarily check to see whether she did. Which means probably not. We were young.

My first sexual experience was with a girlfriend who turned out to have major psychological problems - which I didn't figure out until after we broke up. Although she always pretended to cum, I don't think she actually ever did. Among other things she was a compulsive liar - a messy web to untangle after she dumped me and the pieces started falling into place. Not least her manipulative manner in and out of bed, which messed me up for a while.

Fortunately my second serious girlfriend was amazing and enthusiastic in bed. Even more fortunately, she was honest that she didn't always cum, which required her to be in the missionary position. She enjoyed many other positions - even 69, which a lot of women don't seem to be into - and loved having me eat her out, but that wouldn't get her there. She absolutely had to be lying relaxed on her back, matching the rhythm of her hips to mine just right. So I don't think she ever faked it. In fact she couldn't have. In her case, she broke out in a sweat all over, her skin instantly suddenly clammy and goosebumped at the moment of orgasm. No one could possibly fake that, and it happened dozens of times over our long relationship.

As for my wife? I don't talk about my current relationship on here. Suffice to say she wouldn't be my wife if we weren't compatible, and leave it at that.

So that's three women for sure, accounting for untold numbers of orgasms.

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 07:51

Only one but I have sucked it many, many times and yes, I always swallow. Absolutely! The swallowing part is without question. I only had a penis in my mouth once, and of course I swallowed the load. Couldn't imagine not. I can imagine the gooey stuff swirling around in my mouth and slipping down my throat like it was yesterday. Lucky you to have a regular cock to suck.

By the way, I love how right now six of the threads on the front page of this forum are about same-sex activity, either kissing or sucking other guys. I love that I've found a forum where guys can actually talk openly about craving other men in addition to the women we love. I always suspected it was more common than most people would let on, but this place is proof.

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 07:44

/ Elwood, that pic is so fucking hot! One of the best selfsucking clips I've seen. What I always wished I could do, and sometimes came so very close to achieving.

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 07:42

I was sometimes like that when I was younger. Would have this crazy desire for cock and cum when I was horny, then it went away the instant I came. I often tried to suck myself, and would masturbate with my cock an inch from my lips. Sometimes I'd cum into my mouth, but sometimes I'd pull back the instant I came, suddenly not being into it.

Guess what? It went away as I got older and more comfortable with my bisexuality and my cravings for penises and cum. Now I eat my own cum more regularly, even though I can't get my dick to my lips anymore. Still enjoy aiming it into my mouth, or cumming into my hand and licking it off.

Be patient with yourself and acknowledge your desires, both when you're horny and when you aren't.

Posted: 02 Apr 2020 07:32

More than most women imagine! I suspect almost all guys wish their partners talked dirty more. It's such a shame our society conditions women to be inhibited, telling us men are hornier than women when the opposite is almost certainly true.

Posted: 26 Mar 2020 18:43

During the day? Never. Not even when I was a teenager.

Only once even had a nocturnal emission. We had houseguests for several weeks, and I was super busy with work and went something like 12 days without masturbating. Woke up from a sexy dream to find a mess of cum in my pajamas.

From that you can infer that 12 days is the longest I have EVER gone without masturbating. Certainly have never let that happen again.

Posted: 23 Mar 2020 08:22

I like cocks and pussies with all the hair God gave 'em. Trimming for swimsuit season is okay, but less hair than that is a turnoff.

Posted: 12 Mar 2020 21:26

First and only: sucked a guy through a gloryhole. Didn't realize the gloryhole was there. Not planned. Loved it. The forums here have inspired me to actually write up my experience. My story is posted in the Bisexual category, entitled "A Hole New World."

Posted: 10 Mar 2020 20:26

Did once, through a gloryhole. Loved the taste, smell, feel, everything about it. And yes I swallowed his cum, and loved that too. Dude bailed and didn't reciprocate, so maybe he was an asshole but I got to taste his cock and cum. And nearly 30 years later I am still so glad I did it, because I know what it's like, and it makes my man-man fantasies (involving people I do care about) soooo much better to have done it that one time.

Listen to me, OP and bishyguy25 and any other lurkers who are fantasizing about it, DO IT! While you're single. Don't find yourself married and 40 (or 60!) kicking yourself for never having tried it. You're lucky: HIV is much less threatening now (pornstars were using condoms for blowjobs when I was a young man) and you have the Internet to find cocks to suck. Much easier and safer than the old days. DO IT!

OK, these conversations have inspired me to write up the full story of my one experience with another guy's cock. It just got posted in the Bisexual category, story titled A Hole New World. Please go read it. It's one of the few 100% true stories I will ever get to post here.

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Human Contact

It's a Tuesday afternoon, a few weeks into the mass quarantine.  I'm a divorced guy, and living alone I haven't had actual physical contact with a fellow human in a long time now.  No handshakes. No hugs. No high-fives.  No fist-bumps. No brushed shoulders. No accidentally bumping the cashier's hand when she hands me back my card.  No nothing. At least I get to video-chat every day with...

Added 28 Mar 2020 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 886 | 4 Comments

Summer Cockbuster, Part 2: Delayed Reunion

Jeff and I had been friends all through high school, but after our first year away at college our friendship took a turn. We gave each other blowjobs in the back of a movie theater while catching the season's hot blockbuster.  No discussion, we just started rubbing our boners at the sight of a disrobing bombshell on the screen, then proceeded to touching and then sucking each other....

Added 25 Mar 2020 | Category Bisexual | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,096 | 4 Comments

A Hole New World

I'm a young man, staying in a city a few hours from home to attend a friend's wedding.  Which was a blast, but not what this story is about. As I'm driving around town the day after the wedding, I pass by an adult video store. I’ve only been in this kind of place a couple of times, but with some extra time to kill, I decide to check it out.  After some wandering around the displays of...

Added 10 Mar 2020 | Category Bisexual | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 2,539 | 6 Comments

Riverside Tail

I had just gotten dumped by a longtime girlfriend a couple weeks before, and I wasn't taking it well.  I was frustrated with the world. At this stage of grief even thinking about women pained me, so I guess in my process I started thinking more about sex with men.  I'd always been bisexual, and though I leaned more towards women, I regularly had fantasies about men too.   Surprisingly,...

Added 05 Mar 2020 | Category Bisexual | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 1,878 | 10 Comments

Summer Cockbuster

Summer is almost over.  It's still warm but we're starting to notice the days getting shorter.  It’s the last Monday before I go back to start my second year in college. My old high school buddy Jeff and I decide to catch a matinee movie. We will end up getting more than just a movie out of it! Jeff and I decide to see one of the season's blockbusters, a popular spy movie that somehow,...

Added 13 Feb 2020 | Category Bisexual | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 2,872 | 12 Comments

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