About Lauradj


Dead on the inside, dead on the outside, I pretend to be sophisticated but I'm garbage, purveyor of porn, a clitoride award nominated author, a #humblebragger, caffeine enthusiast, tea drinker, vintage vixen, part-time pinup, full-time teacher, Vamp, Bardot-esque, cloud watcher, nihilist in disguise, a clever girl, dinosaur expert, trendsetter, music and art lover, alcohol connoisseur, avid reader, buxom brunette, voluptuous, extrovert in the streets, introvert in the sheets, Aphrodite-esque, hornbag, jazzy cool cat, legs that just won't quit, bright young thing, I'm still Oscar....dot com, First Lady of New Zealand. Hell yeah.

"Your voice is like candy," - TangerineSky

(I always appreciate pictures and photos that are left on my profile page but please keep them tasteful. Hardcore pornography will be deleted.)

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
New Zealand, New Zealand
Local Time:
16 Nov 2019 11:08
I'm into all things vintage; pin-ups, dresses and clothing, makeup and hair. History, writing, reading, cooking, coffee, wine, science, learning in general, art, museums, poetry. I love getting out and going to the theatre; I especially love ballet.
Favorite Books:
I'll read all sorts of books. I read The Art of War by Sun Tzu, recently, that was good.
Favorite Authors:
Elizabeth Chadwick, Stephen King, Oscar Wilde, Marquis de Sade, George Orwell, Albert Camus, Robert Frost, William Golding, Agatha Christie, Byron, H.P Lovecraft, Virginia Woolf, Thomas Hardy, William Wilkie Collins, Edgar Allen Poe, Louis L'Amour, Evelyn Waugh, T.S Eliot.
Favorite Movies:
Anything by Quentin Tarantino and anything of Stephen King's that has been adapted into a film. Historical films, documentaries, drama, thrillers, suspense.
Favourite TV Shows:
Don't watch much TV. I do however like The Eric Andre show.
Favorite Music:
I'll listen to just about anything.


Date Joined:
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Posted: 13 Nov 2019 23:46

Congratulations to all the winners, this was a great competition.


Posted: 13 Nov 2019 22:08

I'm not a big crier. I don't do it very often. The last time I cried was months ago, but the last time I broke down for no reason? Can't remember. If I do cry it's always in private. I don't like people seeing me like that.

Posted: 13 Nov 2019 21:04

Educated - Edify

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We'd already sorted out the capital letters issue, no need to bring it back up. Keep on topic please, ladies. This is about vaccinations. If this is such an issue, start your own thread about when to use capital letters or italics for emphasis.

Posted: 10 Nov 2019 17:08

Vaginal first, then ass.

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Editor's Pick March Moon

The sky stretched around them in a sheet of black midnight, the dim light from the half moon casting dull shadows that stretched longer as the hours passed. Rhia had been monitoring the hours by watching a cactus a few feet away, the night time shadow lengthening as time dragged. The crunch of the gravel behind her, and then the sound of one last, long inhale told her that Dean had finished...

Added 11 Feb 2019 | Category Outdoor | Votes 47 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 3,929 | 41 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Used

Her lipstick was artfully smudged, the pink hue softening the further it went onto her cheek, mixing in with the face makeup she wore. So smudged and messy was her makeup, that I could not tell where the lipstick ended and the foundation and blush began, it was a streaky mess, proof in my mind of a job well done. Her eye makeup too was messy looking and ruined. Around her inner lash...

Added 17 May 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 65 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 21,360 | 65 Comments

Recommended Read Windows

He was standing in front of the window again in his boxer briefs, same as every evening, a glass of amber colored liquid in hand. Was it whiskey? Rum? Scotch? Bourbon? Maybe Cognac? He looked like a Cognac man, she decided. She was unaware of when this ‘standing in the window in his boxer shorts’ had become a thing. Or, more accurately, she could not remember the exact timing, she had...

Added 25 Dec 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 6,953 | 37 Comments

Recommended Read Noli Me Tangere

He stayed her hand and grabbed it with his own, where they hovered in mid-air, their fingertips dancing in the dim light. “Keep it on,” he instructed. Her green eyes alight, she moved their joined hands to her left breast, squeezing and massaging it. The long rope of pearls that hung in between her fair bosoms and reaching past her navel, clicked and clacked slightly with the movements of...

Added 06 Jan 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 2,023 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Valerie, A Night In The Life Of A Working Girl

She bent down quickly, lifted her nude stiletto heel and pulled the small piece of toilet paper off the sole of her left shoe. She quickly checked the large mirror in the little ante-room that led to both the male and female bathrooms, the harsh and unflattering, almost clinical overhead lights making her skin look sallow and sickly. Her brand new black dress had a large crease that...

Added 18 Feb 2019 | Category Money | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,685 | 14 Comments

Recommended Read Tonight

Clouds of lavender scented steam billowed through the doorway as she stepped out of the warm confines of the gray tiled bathroom and padded across to her bedroom. A switch was flicked, her towel was dropped and the top drawer was opened as she sorted through her smalls, looking for her good pair of black thigh high stockings. The silk caressed first her fingertips, and then her smooth legs...

Added 18 Mar 2019 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 4,298 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Later that night

The taxi rolled to a slow stop on the icy streets, the head and tail lights illuminating the wintery surroundings of the sleepy cul-de-sac. As Alexis slid her long legs out of the taxi, making her escape, she noticed drops of cum had dripped from her pussy onto the black leather seats. Allen Gains quickly followed her out of the cab, sliding along the same seats, the cum smearing itself on...

Added 10 Apr 2019 | Category Threesomes | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,304 | 14 Comments

Recommended Read Luca Ascending

Luca held up his gloved right hand and threw a punch. It connected with his opponents' jaw but did not knock him down. He saw a tooth go flying out of the corner of the other man’s mouth. As Luca pranced around the boxing ring he could hear notes and melodies playing in his head, soft as anything. His feet seemed to follow the musical notes floating in his mind. Light as air his body seemed...

Added 13 Jun 2019 | Category Gay Male | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,964 | 36 Comments

Recommended Read Rent

The rain violently spattered against the windows, the strong gusts making it come in on the diagonal, as I sat at the kitchen table and tried to do my budgets for the month. Bills and letters were lain out before me, in a neat and methodical pile, although my mind was anything but. It felt disorganized and scattered with thoughts. Internally I felt chaotic. ‘Maybe if I didn’t fill up the...

Added 07 Oct 2019 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,787 | 20 Comments

Recommended Read Alene's Monster

Shadows danced and morphed on the grey brick walls, a variety of mosses, mold, and mildew growing in between some of the bricks, dank water leaking and dripping, following the patterns of the brickwork from the top of the wall, all the way to the bottom. The sound of water dripping and plopping on the stone floors became a part of the white noise of the constant corridor, as she walked on...

Added 15 Oct 2019 | Category Horror | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 724 | 33 Comments

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