OK. Conider this profile 3.0. One was very generic. Two was very personal, from the heart, revealing. And i discovered I prefer generic. So prepare to yawn. This could get tedious. I'm in my 30's, lesbian for quite awhile now. I've been here off and on for several years with mostly good results.I've met some wonderful friends here and a few i can happly forget. Im here to meet new women of the same mindset for interesting converstion, perhaps even flirting. Just no textspeak, please. Be respectful is another wonderful attribute I seek. I enjoy casual chat, often about movies and music. I watch little TV, but do enjoy Netflix and Prime. My favorites are listed here somewhere. The few stories ive written are posted as well and they might give you addtional insight into my personality (I use that word loosely). If you have questions feel free to ask unless it's for some court proceeding. Thank you for reading.
I had a recent story rejected because I was critical of Trump's handling of pandemic. Nothing brutal, I just compared him to the corrupt mayor in Jaws who demanded the beaches stayed open despite health concerns. He placed their economy above lives. I didn't mention how he publicly stated this would all "miraculously disappear on day," like he put David Copperfield in charge,My point being how can the forum be overflowing with political propaganda but a paragraph in a story is taboo. The double standards are staggering. It's perfectly ok to mention incest in graphic detail but never have a political opinion. After all, we must have our priorities straight. My question being; is there a rule governing political commentary in prose or is it left to discretion of a mod? The same mod rejected my horror story for violence of all things despite other stories in same comp had graphic murders and even a decapitation. Set me straight please
Happy birthday. Eventhough we've never talked, your wife's praise tells me much about you. You're both luck
/>Happy Birthday from your adoring pubic...uh..public
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY GIRL!!!
Wonderful comp category with many outstanding stories. Congrats to the winner and everyone else who entered. I'm awaiting my participation trophy, the most cherished trophy of all
Dr. Sleep...enjoyed it. It's not the Shining but still worth watching
Wonderful obit for a great character acror. Sorely missed. Thank you Vanessa
Jim Gaffigan and Mitch Hedberg
Jim Gaffigan and the late, great Mitch Hedberg
"Bring out your dead!" The cries rang up from the street into my Brooklyn apartment, Now while that was humorous in a Python film, here in the real COVID-19 world it was horrifying. The USS Comfort, a naval hospital ship which now sat docked in the New York City harbor to provide aid, looked as bizarrely out of place as the S.S. Minnow at an Emmy presentation. M*A*S*H units lined my...
Added 08 Apr 2020 | Category Masturbation
6:59 A.M. The radio alarm jarred her angrily awake, as always. It was set to the hip hop station to force her to get up immediately and switch off the the fucking racket before leaping like a wounded gazelle from bed and dragging a brush through her auburn tangles, prepared to face another day educating the youth of America. As she reached for her noisy Zenith she came to an abrupt halt...
Added 09 Feb 2020 | Category Humor
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It was a dark and dreary February night as I drove home, fitting my mood. It was Valentine's Day, my least favorite day of the year. A day championed by Hallmark to peddle overpriced, sappy cards to the gullible masses in order to line their greedy corporate pockets. Not that I'm cynical, you understand. It's just a day that highlights my loneliness. But in all fairness, much of that falls...
Added 04 Feb 2020 | Category Humor
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My dad regretted not having a son. He denies it of course but I could tell by how he pushed athletics on me at a young age. He even bought me a jock strap for my fourth birthday which confused us both. I grew up in Rabbit Ridge KY so began my fabled sports career with tennis and softball. I was decent in tennis until my boobs sprouted like melons, causing boys to giggle each time I rushed...
Added 17 Jan 2020 | Category Horror
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Do you know Audrey? To ask, “Audrey who?” is to lose. No breakfast at Tiffany’s for you. You'll be relegated to IHOP. My grandad loved Audrey. Because of him, I am, maybe uniquely, a millennial bought up in her image. I even named my cat Holly Golightly. For once he surprised me, for some reason that role underwhelmed him. Holly was free-form, fluid and difficult to...
Added 12 Nov 2019 | Category Love Stories
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The moon was full. The moors were empty. Inside the 'Rick and the Baker' pub, villagers milled about nervously, listening to the feral howls that sliced through the fog like razor-sharp talons. Even the most macho Irishman seemed jittery, even frightened by the never-ending din surrounding the rural countryside. So jittery in fact with each blood-chilling bay, darts were thrown errantly...
Added 12 Oct 2019 | Category Horror
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Friday night in Anytown, USA. High school football is king for students and former jocks lying about their glory days on the gridiron. (What the fuck is a gridiron?) Since I know more about quantum physics than football the local dive was my destination along with the other drifters and losers, my intimate circle without any intimacy. I'm Iris Periwinkle, mid-thirties, no Prince Charming...
Added 03 Oct 2019 | Category Lesbian
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Greetings from checkout #5 at my local supermarket. A more frenzied woman you will never meet. What began as simply checking an email led me here, dressed like a Goodwill Store supermodel in cutoff jeans and a Bengals tee. My plan was to get in then flee quickly like a slutty teen at Camp Crystal Lake. The email of note was from my online lover, Pussy4rent30 (if that is her real name!) who...
Added 28 Sep 2019 | Category Flash Erotica
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I remember the night of my epiphany, feeling much like Columbus when he discovered Ohio. I'm Chlamydia Burns, a southern gal from Chatanooga working as an Olive Garden server, befitting my Vanderbilt education. But enough about me. I'm thirty-six, single, auburn hair, hippy, (sounds so much better than big-assed) buxom (which doesn't sound better than 'big tits'). I was tossing and turning...
Added 08 Sep 2019 | Category Humor
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"It was fifty years ago today." I paraphrase them, but the Beatles weren't at Woodstock. But I was. A spry, music-loving eighteen-year-old from Western Kentucky. Even my hippy parents wanted to go, but being elderly and in their forties (how my perspective has changed) they stayed home on the commune. Music has always evoked my most treasured memories, along my souvenir panties collection. ...
Added 21 Aug 2019 | Category Humor
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Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even worse than when my nieces made me watch Frozen for the fifteenth time. Not even tasteless exploitation horror movies warded off that chill. Shivering my tits off, alone on...
Added 04 Apr 2020 | Category Humor
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The soothingly bucolic view was a real-life Constable landscape. Sarah’s pottery studio, her escape from the rat race, was idyllic in summer. Back to the kiln, moulding wet clay with her hands, she usually was absorbed into the sights, sounds and smells seeping through open casement windows. That sensual tranquillity was, however, infused with the piquant bite of sexual tension. First felt...
Added 01 Nov 2019 | Category Flash Erotica
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Our bunny tale begins at the Bunny Club, an exclusive club for famous rabbits. We are not allowed to reveal their names due to their status and a phobia for lawyers. The club was started by Hugo Bunnifer, who made billions from his magazine, Playbunny. Hugo is the only one, and we mean the only one who can invite you to the club. The famous rabbits go there because of the club's secrecy...
Added 09 Mar 2020 | Category Money
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The three of them sat watching movies and tossing popcorn back and forth. It was their usual Friday night ritual and had been for years. They were all now in their early thirties. They had gone through jobs, marriage, boyfriends, and probably some girlfriends. Whatever life had flung their way. Nothing changed it. They made one solemn vow at the end of high school and even cut their hands...
Added 04 Nov 2019 | Category Horror
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The smell of fall is in the air, crisp cool mornings. In the distance the glow of an early morning fire lit the sky. Jane (Was not her given name but, her given name was Hurit which meant beautiful and when spoken everyone thought she was in pain), and her tribe were gathering food for the winter. This included nuts, berries and some wild fruit that grew in the nearby forest. They used to...
Added 09 Nov 2019 | Category Historical
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