About Ping


Hello there. Thanks for stopping by. I've been lurking the cyber halls of this place since 2014 and started contributing in 2015. Took a little break and returned energized, writing a little more (and thankfully, a lot better) than I did when I first joined. However, the more I read, and the more I write, the more I realize how much room for improvement I have.

I'm wacky, fun loving, sarcastic, irreverent, misanthropic, but yet, respectful of others and their interests, personalities, and their sexual curiosities and dispositions. I think we all change a little for the better after spending some time here with other like-minded individuals that we've met. Mine has never been closed, but I know my mind has opened wider to many new possibilities and better understandings.

For me, bottom line, love is love, and sex is sex. Whatever floats your boat, mate. It's okay. Embrace it and follow your libido, even if that journey takes you someplace for the first, second, or third time. If it doesn't work after number three, move on and say that you gave it an honest try. Trisexual. Try it. You might like it.

I was born and raised in Western Canada, experiencing those provinces for all of their beauty. I've traveled over-seas some and in a few years, intend to travel more. My two children are my pride and joy, and my primary focus. I'm trying my best. Most of us do.

Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
These have changed dramatically for me, even over the past few years. I've found my interests have shrunk, or more accurately, narrowed. If I've not already done it, I'm no longer highly motivated to do it. I still enjoy golf and cycling, but not to the same degree as before. I was once intensely involved in politics and residential home construction, but I've let both of those interests wane as well. However, baking and cooking still hold my interest. I love to create good food for those that appreciate it. I also enjoy Vintage Port, Limoncello, Gran Marnier and other liqueurs in good coffee, and spicy dark rum in iced tea or Coke.

I also enjoy good quality television and movies. I have zero patience for most formula programming. I love to observe creativity in action because I can appreciate how difficult it can be to accurately present those efforts.

Writing was, and still is, an outlet for the wacky mind that I possess. Inspiration comes from anywhere and everywhere, so when it hits, I like to be ready, willing, and able to move forward with those new charges to create. However, from time-to-time, I am struck with writer's block. It passes, but it can take several weeks or months. So, when it strikes, please be patient. I've not forgotten that some are waiting for the next chapter or next story. I apologize in advance for those delays and breaks in story continuity. I promise, I have not forgotten you.

Sexually speaking, I've remained a heterosexual guy. However, I've grown to explore through research and writing, my naughty and once taboo interests, while also asking why they intrigue me. The best I've determined is that I'm as switch as one can be. I love to have fun and so too must my partner or partners. FemDom, Wife Sharing, BDSM, and Cuckolding (especially interracial) share common ground, with those being trust, respect, with a calculated serving of fun-loving humiliation. Not being teased to hurt, but being teased for fun, is fun, especially if the one doing the teasing is someone you care for and respect. On the flip side, I thoroughly enjoy binding, playing, and teasing another for their satisfaction.

So, my openness to sexual exploration is almost limitless, from a heterosexual perspective but with a playfully humiliating heteroflexible twist, if that makes any sense. However, there are a few areas I will not entertain, such as I.F., C.P., reluctance, blood, scat, and to some degree, cheating, mind control, and monster sex. Each of these are too close to something else, or they are what they are, and they are not for me.

I don't post many things on many profiles, but when I do, I'll do so with respect for that person's interests and wishes. Usually, it is something comical or sensual. I welcome all posts, as long as they respect my interests as well. Thank you.
Favorite Books:
I've never read much. I'm not sure why. Maybe because it takes so long. But when I do, I usually enjoy it. Plus, after reading, inspiration usually follows. I hear it also makes one a better writer. I should read more. Maybe I will. But it does bother me when I get half-way through a book and it turns out to be a dud. I then stop reading for some time. I guess that's that book's lesson for me.

Recently, I have become interested in script writing. Many PDF's are available online. I'm slowly moving in that direction. I want to convert a few of my stories into movie scripts, enter a few reputable contests, and let the delusional fantasy take hold, of seeing one of my scripts purchased and turned into a movie. Writing a novel is probably not for me, but a script feels right.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Brave New World

Calvin & Hobbes
The Far Side
Favorite Authors:
Since I don't read a lot, I don't really have any favorites.
Favorite Movies:
Atomic Blonde, American Graffiti, Tron Legacy, and Amélie.

I adore these movies. In addition, they have soundtracks that have resonated with me for years, some for decades. There are other, including many war-themed movies, but these four are my favorites.
Favourite TV Shows:
There are far too many to mention, but a few standouts are Six Feet Under, Billions, Game of Thrones, Ray Donovan, West Wing, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, NOVA, America's Test Kitchen/Cook's Country, The Wire, Fargo, Father Ted, The X-Files, Californication... my gosh, there are so many.

My favorite of the bunch, which possibly has the best series finale of all time is, Six Feet Under.
Favorite Music:
Again, far too many to mention, but Depeche Mode is my all-time favorite group. U2, Sting, The Police, Red Rider, AFI, Leonard Cohen, Lana Del Rey, Sarah McLachlan... again, my gosh, there are so many more.

Anything 80’s or baroque usually gains my listening attention as well.


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Posted: 26 Feb 2020 09:26


You’re not going to believe this coincidence. Gill and I are the only two people I know that watch The Young Pope/The New Pope. Anyway, the most recent episode, a bunch of people walk into the ocean... to DIE!!!

A large bottle of grenadine and a big bag of pork rinds, please.

And a bucket.

Posted: 26 Feb 2020 09:10

Words # 35, 1127, and 3659 weren't quite up to snuff.

Figures. Better luck to me next time, I suppose.

Posted: 26 Feb 2020 08:06

Hello Everyone. My name is Ping.

Hello Ping!!!

I have been Think Tank clean for two days.

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Just posted my comp story. Ugh. Ever write something that you fret over almost every single word? Ugh. That was this one. I have no idea if my decisions were correct, or how Rocky Mountain High be received, or if the damn thing is any good. I hate that feeling.

Started reading competition stories this morning. Shit. Piss. Fuck. Every story has been wonderful in its own way. With over thirty stories submitted, and more than a week to the deadline, chances are there will be over forty, and possibly fifty stories to judge. If the last many are anything like the first few, it's going to be another tough competition. Best of luck to the judges.


Barkeep, something hot, sweet, and salty, please. Of the female variety. Have A Groovy Hump Day, Everyone!!!

Posted: 24 Feb 2020 10:45

Should the Lush 'Think Tank' forum be renamed 'The Lush Toxic Waste Dump'

Yes. It brings the absolute worst in me. Fuck. It’s really hard to know who really believes what they are saying, and who’s a troll.

I must stay away.

Finished my comp story. Gotta lose 150 words, but that’ll happen with final edits.

Currently supervising on an all day grade four field trip. Kill me now.

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 13:49

Relax! He badmouths posters who aren't like him. That's his style. He really likes going after robertl.

Exposing deliberate and malicious lies is not badmouthing, it's defending truth, and democracy, and the many lives lost fighting for it.

Too many have forgotten that sacrifice. Supporting bullshit just mocks these deaths. It's bloody shameful.

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 13:31

LOL! I didn't thank you.

You are most welcome.

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 13:26

You have a sick sense of humor.

I like that.

Like I said in the other thread. You've clearly made my point by incriminating yourself here, albeit in smaller font.

Well done.

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 13:23

I didn't think you would care. It says a lot about you.

What's the point, you may ask. Clearly, just beyond your grasp.

You are completely misunderstanding, possibly deliberately, what is going on.

Thanks says even more about you.

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 13:08

You probably don't care, but you lose credibility when your posts are made of insults.

You're correct, I don't care, but my credibility is just fine. However, his lies and ignorant, misguided and misinformed, anti-democratic positions must be challenged.

And it's only an insult if it's not true.

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 12:59

Don't bug me.

* groans at own pun *

Good luck to all.

Ms. Rachel is speaking to this. Have you read it? If not, you must. It will bug you, I promise.


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Rocky Mountain High

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