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About Twisted_Skald

Biography
Twisted_Skald

I'm over 40, in a committed relationship, a role-player (with dice dammit), decided to try writing erotica to recharge my creative impulses.
I'm involved in a BDSM relationship with my beautiful bitch alyssa. Who I'm trying to get to come here as she enjoys writing filthy stories too.


I'm an Eclectic Pagan but I promise not to talk shop unless you ask me to; I respect others spiritual opinions as being True for them, and hope they allow me the same.

I can be a shameless flirt and if the stars are right I can admit to some absolutely filthy things from my life.
I'm always willing to accept friend requests from fellow writers, from people who make me laugh, and for people who spark my interest.

As for putting things on my wall (steady on) gorgeous girls, silly pictures, animals, friendly messages and especially owls (I get all squishy inside when I see them)

Since I've seen this posted elsewhere.
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Dominant
93% Rigger
92% Primal (Hunter)
82% Degrader
81% Brat tamer
77% Sadist
71% Voyeur
70% Experimentalist
69% Daddy/Mommy
65% Master/Mistress
62% Non-monogamist
61% Exhibitionist
50% Owner
41% Rope bunny
34% Boy/Girl
16% Masochist
13% Brat
11% Primal (Prey)
11% Ageplayer
10% Degradee
7% Switch
2% Submissive
0% Pet
0% Slave

Name:
Skald Michelle
Sex:
Female 
Pronouns:
She
Age:
43
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Orientation:
Lesbian
location:
In a magical forest Glade, Ireland
Local Time:
01 Jan 2021 21:11
Interests:
Rum, cookery, quiz shows, cheesy sci-fi, spirituality, theology, philosophy, drag queens, exploring BDSM
Favorite Books:
The Tiffany Aching series, The Discworld Witches Series, William Gibsons Burning Chrome.
Favorite Authors:
Terry Pratchett, Val McDermid,
Favorite Movies:
The Adams Family, Monty Python's anything, The Princess Bride, Thelma and Louise,
Favourite TV Shows:
Firefly, Star trek Deep Space Nine, Rupauls Drag Race, Great British Bake off, Strictly Come Dancing,
Favorite Music:
Italian Opera, cheesy 80's poodle rock, goth rock, classic 70's disco, and good choral music.
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Date Joined:
24 Nov 2020
Last Visit:
01 Jan 2021 (33 minutes ago)
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1,438 times
Friends:
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Followers:
12
Days in Chat:
2
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
485
Stories:
7
Badges:
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Topic:
Posted: 01 Jan 2021 12:47

A man of differing tastes I imagine.

With that said, I'd still empty the clip in her at 53:


Oh Carlton, what woman wouldn't want to hear a wouldn't be lover say that to her.
Sorry. I'm feeling slightly mischievous today.

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 17:12

On a tropical island, with sun, sea, soft sand. Plenty of supplies and every woman I love or ever fancied. Just have a fabulously filthy time fucking each other silly.

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 17:06

355

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 17:04

Yes, with a very disappointing boy and a year later with a woman who was extremely good at fucking me silly.

HYE refused a kiss on New Year's Eve?

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 17:00

A shot of peppermint schnapps

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 16:30

Well BDSM is based on communication, without it the other pieces are almost impossible to bring together.
Talk to him and explain how you feel.
Stick to I's and don't use You's.
Explain what exactly you want him to do.
Sometimes it helps to find videos but a lot of them are dreadful.
Don't jump in the deep end, go slow and add extra bits when you're comfortable
Also remember that not everyone wants BDSM in their relationship.
You may have to accept that he won't provide that aspect, which means you either put your desires in print to let them out of your head, or you go find a dungeon club and get someone to look after the BDSM elements.

Good luck and I hope this helped.

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 16:15

Oh, Goddess hear Your servants plea,
Watch over us this brand new year,
Keep us Safe, Healthy and Happy during this time of turbulence,
Shine Your Light on us for we are fragile mortal beings and depend on Your Love,
Grant us Your Protection for the year ahead,
May we always follow Your rule to us to be better people.
All things were, are and ever will be according to Your Will.
Blessed Ever Be.

Happy New Year everyone!

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 16:02

Oh, Goddess hear Your servants plea,
Watch over us this brand new year,
Keep us Safe, Healthy and Happy during this time of turbulence,
Shine Your Light on us for we are fragile mortal beings and depend on Your Love,
Grant us Your Protection for the year ahead,
May we always follow Your rule to us to be better people.
All things were, are and ever will be according to Your Will.
Blessed Ever Be.

Happy New Year everyone!

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 12:17

361

Topic:
Posted: 31 Dec 2020 07:22



Hee Hee and I claim to be a sub. We're trying out a little switcheroo. I kinda like my whip

Hang on a minute, nobody told me we could bring whips in here.

Best of luck on catching James, he's a cunning escapologist.

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Music for Loins

I feel like a conductor taking up a baton Your eyes like the orchestra waiting for direction. I close my eyes and listen to the noise. The creak of the harness at my waist, the thump of our heartbeats. The slippery slither as I enter you, your needy moan as I fill you, The soft squish sound of our bodies meeting, The grunts and groans as the music  builds, With a final great crescendo,...

Added 21 Dec 2020 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 208 | 5 Comments

Controlled Rain

It was raining before but it isn't now. I remember when I met you for the first time It was raining hard, the sky was grey, There was a spark between us in a moment We talked of everything and nothing neither wanting this to end. We tumbled into bed together You asked me to be brutal, it was something that you craved. I took you at your word and conquered, Every hole was claimed as My...

Added 20 Dec 2020 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 163 | 3 Comments

Touch me

I knelt beside You on the floor You reclined upon Your throne You ran Your fingers through my hair Your nails caressed my neck. Had the stars fallen from the heavens And the world itself stood still I wouldn't have taken notice Feeling Your fingers on my skin. Your slightest word Commanded Every fragment of my soul. I glowed to please You Domina, To give You all I owed. I burned to feel...

Added 17 Dec 2020 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 201 | 6 Comments

Fuck Me Harder, Skald

It was dark by the time I got to the farm, the gravel crunching under my tyres. I wondered how I would have found this place if I did not have the GPS location in the Sat Nav. Across a field, with a few bored sheep, I could see a modest hill, at its top a fire flickered and a figure was kneeling backlit by the flames. Standing at the base of the hill was a tall woman, dressed in a long...

Added 16 Dec 2020 | Category Supernatural | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 1,652 | 27 Comments

My Oasis

I feel a touch upon my breast Eyes open, your smiling face  before me. Gentle fingers play with my nipples. Your tongue meanders from my neck As a river flows towards the sea. You find the source of my secret stream And bathe your face in the waters within....

Added 15 Dec 2020 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 260 | 7 Comments

Spark

Lonely eyes meet across a table Long sleeping embers spark to life Hungry kisses, nimble fingers Clothing scattered like autumn leaves The world trembled at our collision Our rivers flooded and receded Soft snoring tells me I loved you well....

Added 12 Dec 2020 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 142 | 6 Comments

The Voice In The Dark

I come in from work and the whole house is in darkness. Every blind and curtain is closed. In the living room, a lamp glows, casting its weak light on a small cardboard box beside it. The box glitters in the soft light, maybe it has some gold or metallic pattern on it. I walk slowly towards it and on the top is a single post-it note in your handwriting with the words, "Open Me," written on it....

Added 02 Dec 2020 | Category BDSM | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,317 | 19 Comments

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Thank you dear one. Don't mind me if I snuggle a bit closer.
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All the more reason to keep them apart. Hug and a kiss on the cheek? Yes, please.
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I hope you let them wander 😉
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Happy (almost) 2021.
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Good grief, gorgeous. Always know how to make me blush.
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Thank you, Sister, for being a ray of sunshine piercing the gray clouds

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😏😉 That's so true.
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On this last Sunday of 2020 may this song guide you into the new year
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OH! Look who Santa left me under the tree!!!!

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